“Herman Story”
ABSTRACT: No offense, but I don’t give a shit what you think. I don’t need to be what you want. At the end of the day, I’m most comfortable at home next to a bowl of chili or being consumed by a girl who knows how to get my cork out without any fancy tools. I’ve been to stuffy cities and traveled over thousands of hills, and I know this: nobody has ever drowned in their own sweat and you can’t yawn if you want to stay alive. So call yourself luxurious, classy, or whatever. I’ll just be here, working hard, playing hard, doing my thing
